Dating in 2021: The hits just keep on coming

After deleting all my dating apps, I got a message from a woman on Facebook Dating. Really pretty, lives not too far away, we start talking.

Me: So what are your thoughts on public nudity?

Them: LOL. Why? You making plans to go streaking?

Me: I do at least once a year. Multiple times if possible.

Them: Why

Me: Well, it's officially the naked bike ride. Why? Because it's fun.

Them: I see

Me: LOL. You don’t seem convinced. What do you like to do that’s wild and crazy?

Them: Nothing

Me: Alrighty then.

Me: So you’re a more reserved person?
Them: Yes I am

Them: I don’t even own clothing that shows my cleavage. It’s nobody’s business to see my goods unless I love them.

Me: Interesting

Me: So I’m guessing dating someone with a long history of public nudity isn’t in the cards for you?

Them: Probably not

And the hits keep on coming. I still firmly maintain that it’s not me…it’s them!

Are you dating? How is dating going for you in 2021? Let me know the deets down in the comments.

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